Cake & Departures
Jun. 14th, 2015 04:43 pmThe present pile shrinks away to nothing, and as the last gifts are being opened, a massive white cake comes in the double-doors, so large that it takes four of the automatons to carry it and almost loses icing on the top sill of the door.
Lioncourt looks up from her present pile, and blinks.
"Oh, the cake!"
A sudden frown comes over her face, then she closes her eyes...
With a flash of light, an equally-massive cake suddenly occupies most of the present table, its spindly legs groaning under the weight of the platter as well as the unwrapped presents. Notably, this one is chocolate-brown.
With a flick of her hands, streams of porcelain leap up from amid the dirt of the garden, quickly forming into an additional table for the automatons to place their own heavy load onto. Unlike the wooden table for the gifts, it doesn't creak when the cake's deposited onto it.
"Sorry for the delay, everyone: these gifts have been so unexpectedly interesting that I've been delaying your opportunity to have cake! The one my servants just brought in is vanilla, a delicacy on my world: the one occupying the gift table is, ah, whatever wonderful flavour Esthfora's candies are. Both of them are excellent, but I must admit that the Esthfora cake is probably better. While I finish with the last few presents, please feel free to ask the servants for your desired flavor."
Lioncourt looks up from her present pile, and blinks.
"Oh, the cake!"
A sudden frown comes over her face, then she closes her eyes...
With a flash of light, an equally-massive cake suddenly occupies most of the present table, its spindly legs groaning under the weight of the platter as well as the unwrapped presents. Notably, this one is chocolate-brown.
With a flick of her hands, streams of porcelain leap up from amid the dirt of the garden, quickly forming into an additional table for the automatons to place their own heavy load onto. Unlike the wooden table for the gifts, it doesn't creak when the cake's deposited onto it.
"Sorry for the delay, everyone: these gifts have been so unexpectedly interesting that I've been delaying your opportunity to have cake! The one my servants just brought in is vanilla, a delicacy on my world: the one occupying the gift table is, ah, whatever wonderful flavour Esthfora's candies are. Both of them are excellent, but I must admit that the Esthfora cake is probably better. While I finish with the last few presents, please feel free to ask the servants for your desired flavor."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 03:34 am (UTC)"Are you telling me that there are other fish-in-battlesuits roaming the hallways? I'm pretty sure either I or the castle would have noticed that."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 03:40 am (UTC)"That is not Orz. That is simply Orz's body. Orz is a being of organized information with only a vague sense of location and no physical form. Their presence is obvious to the right sort of scrying, but the *fingers* are not instantiated in any particular form other than that body."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 03:44 am (UTC)"... Walk me through this step-by-step. Orz is in my castle how? Where is it, and in what sense is it there?"
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 03:49 am (UTC)It is not generally easy to manipulate a spell already in place. But he is Boundaries, and changing the extent of a spell on such a small scale is simple for him even in a foreign Truth.
"Orz is in the castle."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 03:59 am (UTC)... She thinks she would like to go home now.)
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:02 am (UTC)Hello! We are Orz! Orz are *happy* *people energy* from the *outside*. I am Orz. I am one with many *fingers*.
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:08 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:09 am (UTC)"Please."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:21 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:24 am (UTC)NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Gate. Home. Now.)
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 04:39 am (UTC)She does not.
"... We are surrounded by an uncountable number of invisible Orz. Orz did not inform us that this would be a result of its visit. All non-corporeal parts of Orz will leave immediately, or Orz will be evicted."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 05:07 am (UTC)*Fealty* is the game. We the Orz can leave *now*, but it will *crack* your *house*. Many **HUGS** are too *round* for *slow time*! Why want Orz to leave *now*?
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 05:14 am (UTC)He turns to Lioncourt and explains, "Orz says that they agreed to obey your instructions and are willing to do so, but leaving all at once through their usual method of transportation will cause widespread damage as a side effect of the large-scale imposition of foreign metaphysics, and they are confused about why you would want that." Glancing back to Orz, he adds, "My mother and I can provide gates if that will speed things up."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-23 10:00 pm (UTC)"No, I do not want my local universe to be damaged by Orz leaving excessively quickly. Orz: Please have your non-corporeal parts leave my universe as quickly as possible without damaging anything."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-24 09:03 pm (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-24 09:06 pm (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 12:32 am (UTC)"Good. That's good."
She looks at Orz.
"If you feel it necessary to maintain more bodies in my universe, please ask. If you have minds in my universe, you are required to maintain physical bodies for any and all of them. Is this acceptable?"
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:17 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:25 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:27 am (UTC)"... How exactly do you-the-Orz relate to your body - bodies - in, er, heavy space? How do you control them?"
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:39 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:54 am (UTC)Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
Date: 2015-06-25 01:57 am (UTC)"I can manipulate biological matter on a scale smaller than ordinary sight, since I have owned a microscope. It might be possible for me to build more Orz-bodies or upgrade their current ones."
Re: Meletiti Entelecheiai, Orz, and Lioncourt
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